Some time ago, i cooked corn and pushed my sparkling water into boiling water to see if the corn was ready. Mistakenly, my hand sank into the boiling water !!
A friend of mine who was a Vietnamese veterinary doctor had come to the house. As I howled with pain he asked me if i did not have a sachet of wheat flour …
I pulled out a bit of flour and he covered my affected hand with it and asked me to wait 10 minutes.
He told me that in Vietnam, there was a boy who got burnt. While the fire was on him, in the panic they threw a sack of flour all over his body to try to extinguish the fire … The flour did not only extinguish the fire, but left no trace of burns on him!!!!
The 2017 audit report of the Auditor-General of the Federation (AuGF) has revealed that the there was an unusual delay in payment of N23,096,824,505 by the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS). According to the report, the audit reviewed records of outstanding tax refunds for the level of compliance with the law on tax refunds. “In the course of ascertaining the appropriateness and accuracy of outflows from tax refund account maintained by both FIRS and OAGF for the year under audit, we observed that FIRS internal processes were not compliant with Section 23(3) of FIRS ACT 2007, “Any tax refund shall be made within 90 days of the decision of the service made to subsection (2) of this section, with the option of setting off against future tax by the tax payer. “The following specific observations were made; applications for tax refund as at 31st December, 2017 stood at N47,436,473,379.94 while amount due for payments on that date stood at N23,096,824,505; the budgetary provision for tax refund in year 2017 was N25,000,000,000; there were delays in approval from management after tax audit. “There were also delays in refund to taxpayer after tax audit and approval stages had been carried out. “This is inconveniencing to tax-payers and impacts on the finances of households and businesses.” As a recommendation, the AuGF, Mr Anthony Ayine, said the Chairman of FIRS was required to ensure that the yearly budgetary provision for tax refund is adequate and that the 90-day time frame for tax refund is met. In another development, out of the revenue of ₦2,407,699,164,056.12 payable to the federation account by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), the Corporation deducted the sum of ₦1,332,077,481,384.22 for Joint Venture Cash Call (JVC) before paying the resulting net figure of ₦1,075,621,682,671.90 into the Federation Account. Again, the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) collected the sum of ₦733,054,301,173.04 but paid a net figure of ₦706,283,397,141.80 to the Federation Account after deducting excess proceeds on royalty of ₦26,770,904,031.24.