"May Mama Janet Squeeze Your Manhood Dead" - Ugandan Activist, Stella Nyanzi Pays 'glowing' Tribute To President Museveni On His 77th Birthday

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“May Mama Janet squeeze your manhood dead” – Ugandan activist, Stella Nyanzi pays ‘glowing’ tribute to President Museveni on his 77th birthday

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Controversial Ugandan human rights activist, Dr. Stella Nyanzi, has paid a ‘glowing’ tribute to her country’s President Yoweri Museveni, who clocked 77 today, September 15.

 

SEVEN VERSES FOR SEVENTY-SEVEN YEARS

1) Yoweri, as you consumate your birthday tonight,

May Mama Janet’s mouth swallow you as you kiss;

Swallow you whole into her bottomless stomach.

How she swallows up chunks of natural resources!

 

Tonight she can shamelessly swallow you whole too,

Wipe clean her blood-sucking mandibles,

Praise Jesus Christ for appointing her for this role,

And go about life like nothing is wrong even now.

 

2) Yoweri, as you consumate your birthday tonight,

May Mama Janet’s wrinkled breasts smother you;

Smother you dead through sustained suffocation.

How she murders the futures of Ugandan children!

 

Tonight she can snuff out your future too,

Pull her homicidal breasts into a white satin bra,

Praise Jesus Christ for annointing her Minister of Education,

And go about life like nothing is dying even now.

 

3) Yoweri, as you consumate your birthday tonight,

May Mama Janet’s big thighs squeeze you to death;

Squeeze the life slowly and painfully out of you.

How she squeezes dry private and public schools!

 

Tonight she can squeeze your manhood dead too,

Wipe dry your old semen off her big flabby thighs,

Praise Jesus Christ for her with big thighed cows,

And go about life like nothing is choking under her

 

4) Yoweri, as you consumate your birthday tonight,

May Mama Janet’s smelly teeth bite off your penis;

Bite off your penis, chew and swallow it for good.

How she emasculates all the men in Uganda!

Tonight she can emasculate your violent manhood too,

 

Brush clean her ugly teeth with BUBU toothpaste,

Praise Jesus Christ for filling her mouth with teeth,

And go about life like she paralyses none with fear.

 

5) Yoweri, as you consumate your birthday tonight,

May Mama Janet’s dry genitals strangle you still;

Strangle you so tight that you cry “I can’t breathe.”

How she strangles every institution she touches!

 

Tonight she can strangle your dictatorial body too,

Douche well her dry flaky vagina with sanitizer,

Praise Jesus Christ for redeeming her barrenness,

And go about life like she fertilizes all she killed.

 

6) Yoweri, as you consumate your birthday tonight,

May Mama Janet’s blood-filled hands murder you;

Murder you like she murdered feminist aspirations.

How she murders mentorship of women by women!

 

Tonight she can murder your brutal militancy too,

Wash your blood off her murdering old hands,

Praise Jesus for giving her strength to eliminate evil,

And go about like we know nothing of her murders.

 

7) Yoweri, as you consumate your birthday tonight,

May Mama Janet’s evil heart poison your evil heart,

Poison you like she poisoned leadership with nepotism.

How she poisons ideas of leadership by merit!

 

Tonight she can liberate us and poison you too,

Hide the venomous poison deeper in her heart,

Praise Jesus Christ for washing her in his blood,

And go about like a holy woman beloved by God.

Deep calls to the deep, iron sharpens iron, and the shallow fools will be looking for a fresh charge sheet… Alas, I am writing myself to freedom. 

 


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